Ok, so i’m not ACTUALLY ADHD. Well… i dunno, i might be. But there is no official diagnosis, so i’m really just using it as a descriptor for my current train of thought, which has been hijacked by bandits and veering steadily toward that damsel in distress.
In short, i don’t have anything worthwhile to say, but i just feel that need to share. It’s after midnight and i’m a little lonely. It happens.
Also, i may have had some wine.
Having just recently moved into a house, there were a few very vital pieces i was missing. One of those was a stove. For the past 2 months, this is the arrangement i’ve been working with…
Classy stuff, right? Today, i bought a stove. And now i’m poor. Behold…
Yep. So now i can invite you all over for dinner. Judging by my wallet, it will probably be Ramen.
Do you watch the show Parenthood? DON’T. It’s just a cruel trick to make you cry.
I really do like Michelle Obama’s bangs.
Did you know that 90% of the people who have herpes don’t know they have it?
Also, i don’t know how you can mathematically calculate that unless YOU know they have herpes, but you’re keeping it a secret. That’s pretty sneaky.
I’ve lost almost 15 lbs recently. But i’ve been gaining and losing the same 20 lbs for nearly a decade now, so don’t throw a party yet. When i hit that 25th lb, i will, however, expect a parade in my honor. That means one of you should start learning to ride a unicycle.
I have a nice lip print.
Months ago, i opened a bottle of Honest Tea and found this quote:
It is now stuck to my computer monitor as means of inspiration. It just makes me smile. My 6-word memoir is “I WILL WASH THE DISHES LATER.”