managing the stage

If you accept tie line as an acceptable hair accessory…

…you might be an SM.

If you see a lot of THIS…

…you might be an SM.

If your laundry glows…

…you might be an SM.

If you’re excited about receiving a box of toy guns…

…you might be an SM.

If you pull out your phone to take a pic of a every Shakespeare t-shirt…

…you might be an SM.

If you’ve done THIS….

“Good evening, Shoppers. Target will be closing in 15 minutes. Please bring your final purchases to the registers at this time.”

“THANK YOU 15!”

…you might be an SM.

If you’ve been accused of having “RESTING BITCH FACE”…

…you might be an SM.

If your dinner time is 11:30pm…

…you might be a (fat) SM.

If your friends think of you as Mother Hen…

mother hen…you MIGHT be an SM.

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One response

  1. Hahahahahahahaha! “Don’t put that in your mouth, Ryan.”

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