not YOU

Let’s pretend this is you:

And this is me:

This is you:

This is me:

YOU:

ME:

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DEAR YOU,

It has come to my attention that there is a very serious issue that we must discuss. I refuse to ignore the elephant in this room called life any longer.

YOU are supposed to date THIS GUY:

THIS GUY:

And THIS GUY:

PLEASE STOP DATING THIS GUY:

or THIS GUY:

or THIS GUY:

or THIS GUY:

and especially not THIS GUY:

Your refusal to conform will certainly end in eternal damnation… and also in me remaining single.

Please, think of the chubby girls everywhere.

DATE RESPONSIBLY.

Sincerely,

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One response

  1. Very funny! And disturbing! Which makes it a great piece 🙂 You do know you’re very attractive, right? BUT your post made me think… too often we blame people who aren’t in a relationship on being single. When the truth is people can be pretty shallow and too quick to write someone off because they don’t fit an “ideal.” Keep your hat in the ring… And don’t ignore my messages on FB 🙂 Miss you!

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